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| Non se se sia vero o no, è il copione apparso su spoiler tv della puntata con i cloni di Chuck e Blair Angle on -- the 2.0 as they walk up... holding hands
Chuck 2.0
So... After dinner, when you guys were yelling at each other in the kitchen, we got to talking...
Blair 2.0
... and we just clicked! We wanted to tell you in person because, if it wasn't for you...
Chuck 2.0
We would never have met...
Blair 2.0 (doe eyed to Chuck 2.0)
Or be going to the ball together...
As the 2.0s swap an overly-adorable kiss...
Int. Bart's limo/ snowflake ballroom- night (intercut, N-2)
Bart sits across from his PI Andrew Tyler (40's)
Bart
I don't appreciate emergency meetings without any explanation. I thought I made myself clear. I no longer need your services.
(continued)
Tyler
Consider ir professional courtesy. Trust me. You'll want to know this.
Angle on -- the 2.0 as they walk up... holding hands
Blair (sotto)
You gotta be fugging kidding me.
Chuck 2.0
So... After dinner, when you guys were yelling at each other in the kitchen, we got to talking...
Blair 2.0
... and we just clicked! We wanted to tell you in person because, if it wasn't for you...
Chuck 2.0
We would never have met...
Blair 2.0 (doe eyed to Chuck 2.0)
Or be going to the ball together...
As the 2.0s swap an overly-adorable kiss...
Blair
Can I give you some advice?
Chuck 2.0
Anything. If it wasn't for you--
Blair
I know! Sorry. What I mean to say is that I know girls like Justine. I am a girl like Justine...
(this part goes here but has an arrow over it, signaling that Blair's conversation with Chuck 2.0 goes on skiping this)
With Chuck and Blair 2.0
Chuck
He obviously really likes you.
Blair 2.0
You think? How can you tell?
Chuck
Easy. When guys like us fall for someone, we take it slow...
With Blair and Chuck 2.0
Blair
Pretending to be prim and proper is what we've been raised to do. But when we find the right guy...
Chuck 2.0
What--?
Blair
Every straight-laced princess wants to be untied by her Prince Charming. Trust me.
As this lands on 2.0,
Int. Snowflake ball - ballroom - night (N-2)
Blair takes seat next to a devastated "Chuck 2.0"
Blair
If you want her back all you have to do is tell her the truth
Chuck 2.0
That what? I was stupid enough to listen to you?
Blair
Yes. And tell her what you really wanted to do
(off his look)
Get to know her. Go to the movies, hold hands. And that even though you're scared, you're willing to risk everything just to do that.
Chuck 2.0
Why should I listen to you?
Blair
Like I said. She's me.
Int. Bedford gallery - day (D-1)
Serena and Dan enter the gallery but pause when they hear a woman's VOICE and peer around to see--
Lexi (19, as she surveys Aaron latest installation which are photographs of Serena.
Lexi
Awww. They're adorable! I feel inspired to... shop at The Gap or... validate my self-image with overpriced cosmetics...
( "" a framed picture of Serena)
Wait. Are you sure this one didn't just came with the frame?
On Aaron, calm, used to their banter as he defends his work.
Aaron
Women have been the focal for artist throughout history and you know it.
Lexi
Exactly. Way to swing at a two-thousand year old pitch. And with Blondie the bombshell no less. What will middle America think?
Back with Serena, great. This is Lexi? As Dan gives her a supportive nod, practically pushing her out to talk--
Aaron
Serena! Hey, this is Lexi.
Serena (Shaking hands)
The ex. Of course.
Lexi ( not at all antagonistic)
Hey Blonie. Nice to meet you!
Off Serena, well this should be interesting...
Int. Bedford gallery - cafe - same (D-1)
Dan sips coffee, flips though THE OBSERVER
Lexi (walking up)
You have any Kopi Luwak back there?
Dan
Kupi... what wak?
Lexi
It's a coffee made from berries that have been digested and passed by the Asian Palm Civet. It's a cat. I had it in Indonesia. Delicious.
Dan (pauses, then...)
Our cat lives with our grandma in Florida. Jenny has allergies.
Lexi (smiles, he's cute...)
Shame.
Dan
We do however have Starbucks, who's berries have been passed through a massive corporate infraestructure. Efficient.
Lexi smiles, sizing him up --
Lexi
You're funny. I like that.
Off Dan and Lexi making a connection as we cut back to---
Ext. Brooklyn Heights Promenade - night (N-1)
Dan, Lexi, Serena and Aaron stroll the Promenade. Dan and Serena seem relaxed, all four having a good time.
Dan
In fact, Norman Mailer lived...
(points up ahead)
In that townhouse. You can't imagine how many times I thought about knocking on his door.
Lexi
Why didn't you?
Aaron (jumping in to help--)
Common courtesy--?
Lexi
Ok. It's a door but... whatever.
(part of the script has been deleted)
Serena (grabbing Aaron's arm)
(more script deleted)
(Off Dan and Lexi...)
Aaron's going to the snowflake ball. We even went shopping for--
Lexi (points, makes the Tivo, bo-deepl at Serena)
Sorry. Pause. Snowflake ball?
Dan
It's a school charity dance Serena and I have.
Lexi
So... what? I'm here for you to test drive the Norman Mailer anecdote for your actual date tomorrow night? At the ball...
Dan
No. I don't even have a date.
Lexi stares at Dan. Before he connects the dating dots...
Lexi
You're not going to ask me?
Dan
You didn't let me finish. I was going to say, I don't have a date unless of course, you like to go with me?
Lexi
Nice save, Humphrey. But now you're going to have to prove yourself.
Lexi nods to the townhouse Norman Mailed used to live in.
Dan
He doesn't live there anymore.
Lexi
Not really the point is it?
As Lexi grabs Dan's hand, heading to the townhouse... |
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